The crying guy/Transcript

Transcript is currently a work in progress
Gamer: Shut up guys, I'm playing Minecraft!

Gamery: No! My Xbox! *angry noises*

Patrick: Huh? Who are you?

Crippling Depression Emoji: Hey there, my name is Crippling Depression Emoji. And you guys are all slaves- uh, I mean, contestants for my new object show SOHB! Which stands for Super Object Heroic Battle.

Gummy Cola: I don't really want to be in an object show right now, sorry.

Crippling Depression Emoji gets closer to the screen as it turns red, with the Uh Oh Stinky song playing.

Gummy Gola: Ok, ok! Nevermind, I'll join! I'll join!

Flashlight, Onion, Baller, Chickadee, BFDI Character Guide, Wizard Hat, Area 51 Sign, Cursed Firey Plush, Blue Soda, Toy Cornucopia, Poop in a Box, and Mouthy: Hey, we wanna join the game too! Let us in, let us in, let us in!

Crippling Depression Emoji: Ok then, you can all join SOHB! The newest and best show! Yeah...

*intro*

Baller: Hey, are there gonna be teams?

Baller gets squished by Crippling Depression Emoji

Crippling Depression Emoji: No teams! Gather around for your first challenge which may or may not involve physical injury. Alright, so you guys' first challenge is..... *scream*

Crippling Depression Emoji gets transported to Toontastic World